*sigh*... FFX-2... I so want it... Damn Japan... They always get everything first. I can't wait another year.... I've heard all these rumors... I'm just ready to get a ticket, fly to japan, buy it from some crappy cheap market, and relish it. I had a Lock-In on friday with some 5th graders. It was fun, sorta... The beginning part was awesome. I was like a "Team Leader" So I had like 11 5th graders with me and a 6th grader from my school being another "Team Leader". There was 4 stations set up, Giant Twister (Fricking Awesome!), Name 5 (Boring... But we got to pick our name there, "The Mini Meeeez"), Gestures, And my favorite, DDR! But I didn't get to play, The director of this whole thing, Mr. Shiring, A 5th grade teacher of the school, Cut my groups 15 mins short XP. Then we did the competitions. First it was a relay race, We'd have to have one other person and lock arms and walk across the gym while holding a ball... My first pair were just some funny ass kids... They went out there and fell like 4 times... We ended up getting lapped... But since we were short some people I got to go, So I took the smallest person on our team, Locked arms and like picked her up on my back and just like ran to the finish line... It was fricking FUNNY! We somehow tied for Second... The teacher that was watching wasn't paying attention and gave us a Tie... A good 20 pnts. Rofl. Then.... We had another relay race. Instead of locking arms back to back, we'd have a pair lock arms side to side and hit a beach ball in the air forward. So our team got off to a good start, but then the same pair of idiots that went first last times like kept hitting the ball backwards.... X_x... It was funny, but it got annoying... So then I ended up going with my other team leader and instead of taking small steps and slowly going forward, I took the ball and smacked it and we ran up to it and smacked it again and did it one more time and got to the finish line first... The other Team Leaders were like WTF WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING CHEAPASS!, but the teachers didnt see or SAY anything... That was FRICKING Funny! After that we had a school wide Scavanger hunt... That was hard as hell. We split up into 2 groups, Guys and girls. The girls went first as we waited 5 mins.. They got 9 things on their first go, which was pretty good. So then get got up and had our turn after their go and after our 5 mins... we found 2 things.... It was so gay... I hate finding Stuff... So then the girls got their next 5 mins and brought back 1 thing... And then we had our go and we found... Nada. I was so pissed... We as a group ended up getting 3rd by 1! The scores at that point were...
Mini Me's: 60
Temptations (WTF kinda name is that for 5 graders?!): 40
Not So mighty Ducks: 55
The Cows: 60
Then We had the Lock-In Scooter Grand Prix, The BEST part of the Lock-In. We went around the school on scooters. There was 2 scooters, one for each team, and 12 check points around the whole school. I ended up taking the longest part in the scooter race cause the kids wanted me to. So The first 2 teams had some ok times, I think somewhere around 5-6 mins... But it was My team vs the cows... We were tied and we all knew we need these points if we wanted to win. So my team got off to an early start, but then one of their guys crashed into my guys and then we lost it really quickly... But as we came to the 2nd grade hall way, we took the lead and never looked back... We were flying around the course. I got to my spot, got the scooter and went as fast as I could... I was afraid that I might run into the water fountain or a door or something... ROFL. I just kept going and as I neared the Gym, I heard a Whole bunch of screaming and stuff But then I ran into the opened Gym Door. *Clank* I slammed my fingers into the damn door... THE PAIN.... But I went off and gave it to our last person. He was definately our slowest... He got on it and started off then Fell... Then get to half way then fell again taking his damn time... And then Their team came into the Gym and Gave it to their Team leader, A friggin high schooler... X_x.... So then our kid fell one more time right infront of the finish line as she sped down half way but he finally crossed it... And then the team leader crossed their line like 2 seconds later... What A fricking fun thing... I can't wait for that next year... Anyways... The last thing was Brain Busters... Which was really hard... We had a good 5 minutes to work on it and we ended up flling out 1&1/2 of the 3 pages... We got last for that... With 5 out of 30... X_x... BUT! I noticed that the cows got third! which meant...
Cows: 95
Mini Me's: 95
Temptations:80
The not So Mighty Ducks: 85
We had A tied!!!!! We ended up having a Gym scooter race, instead of going around the school we'd go back and forth... He said pick 4 guys and 4 girls... I picked all my black kids... ROFL... The other kids were too slow... As for the girls, I just let the ones that wanted to go go for it. Not many of the wanted to. So all I could do was watch... I hated it. We started off losing, But my black guys were like WOOOSH... They went FAST! and then the girls slowed it down... then WOOSH... then slow down.. Then WOOOOOSH.. Rofl... It was funny as hell. We ended up winning by like 1 second...So we got the Cute little Trophies.. "2003 Lock-In Group Champions!" We ate pizza and had a burping contest. My Best Friend, Jim, AkA -dx-Donkey was there, and so was his sister, The girl I liked..., and his mom. His sister was helping out Mr. Shiring because Mr.Shiring always picks like The SCA President to do all the big parts in Drama and Such, And she was the SCA President of her time and Kept in touch with him and stuff.
After that, We did Kariokie(Sp?). I went and got my Headphones and just watched and listened, I didn't have it on that high.. But When I went to go ask Sarah, Jim's Sister, Where the Kariokie book was, She said, "I don't Know, Take off your headphones..." I asked her why and she said because I said so... Harshly... This is like the girl I've known all since I was 7 That I could always talk to and stuff, But She seemed all pissy at me. So then I went back down and Sat in the chair in the crowd while the 5th graders went up there and did their thing... The Kariokie Machine had oldie songs, nothing really new... The newest song was like... NSync... Tearin up My Heart... LOL. So then Later, She couldn't Find the book and She was like, "Daniel, Where'd you put the book, You had it last..." And I said, "Nooo.... You never gave it to me so I don't know where it is at." So I went up on the stage and helped her look for it. While I was looking for it she said, "You know what Daniel, You're Being a Prick..." I Thought to myself WTF I DIDNT EVEN DO ANYTHING. It ended up one of the kids in the back who was bleeding cause he was doing the worm and hit is chin on the floor (ROFLMAO) Had the book. So Then I wanted to Sing All my life by K-Ci and Jo Jo (Dunno Why, Just felt like it) And She said "Ok, After this person because she hasn't gone yet."
So she did her thing and had everyone else sing on up there with her. Then Sarah went up there on the mike and Said is there anyone that hasn't gone yet that wants to go. And only the same group of 16 peeps raised there hand... It was there like 5th time singing a song. So Sarah let them go up AGAIN. That Just fricking pissed me off. So I got my Sleeping Bag, My cd Player, Blanket and Pillow and went to the back of the gym... And Laid there. For like 3 hours. I just sat there Listening to Simple and Clean and The hymn of the fayth... And all this soothing Shiz.. I was just so pissed off. And I Thought about you guys. Why can't we live together. Why Can't we just Chill. Or why Can't you guys live here. Or Why can't I just be happy doing Things I like to do. So then After Listening to the Whole Wizard of Oz, Because they had a Projector and pulled down the humongous White screen infront of the stage so everyone could watch the movie + an Ampliphier put ALL the way up... Really loud... I decided To get up and Talk to Jim and Stuff. I told him how his sister was being pretty dicky to me, But he told me that she had to set everything up and all this and that We're here for the 5th grade Lock-In, not the 8th Grade Lock-In. It sorta made Sense, But She Still didn't have to Diss me like that and shiz... But He said he didn't see my side at all. So I just was pissed and I didn't Have anyone to talk to because the 2 people I always talk to Didn't see my Side at all. So I just sat there and talked to the other team leaders, Most 6th Graders, My sisters friends. So We just talked about.. Mr. Shiring's Evil Wax Dreams...(ROFL)... So then After the Parent Trap was done (X_X), They put on Teenaged Mutant Ninja Turtles around 5 O Clock... 30 Minutes into the movie, There was 3 kids still Awake... I found that SO funny... there was about 121 kids total... Us adults went around the office area and just sat and talked... Campeign week is coming up and one of the canidates came here to "Help"... All she did was talk to people... X_x It was annoying.. The other Canidate Is My Parent's Friend. I know him, He's REALLY Funny... We were In his campeign pictures... You know... Where Canidates look like their talking to little kids. That's Exactly what we did. He was talking about faking talking for the campiegn.... ANYWAYS... We made fun of the other canidates Tan... she looked like Magenta from Blues Clues.... ROFL..... So then The Guidance consulor came in with the Doughnuts and Juice.... It was SOO good... We woke the kids up at 7:30... They Ate and Drank Juice, Then Jim and I Decided to Give the Kids a DDR Battle... We Did Orion 79... Or what ever it Is. He ended up beating me by like... 10000.... not much... So then Sarah and the kid that busted his Chin went up (He left To the Hospital, Got Stitches, Then came back at 3:00 In the Mourning o_o). And then all the other kids Went up. So then It was our Turn again... And Sarah Said "Lets let the other kids have a Chance..." So then She gets on and goes again.. And once again... I was like WTF COME ON STOP BEING BE FUGGIN BIZATCH... With the translated words being the real words... I only thought that. So then I basically Told Jim again WTF Man! And told him how I felt... So then he said the same thing again... And then... Told her What I said RIGHT INFRONT OF ME. THAT REALLY PISSED ME OFF THE MOST. He Fukling Told her What I said RIGHT INFRONT OF ME. He Just broke our Trust. I'm still in shock 3 days later... I mean... He's my best friend. I've NEVER told anyone anything about him that could hurt the way they look at him or something like that. But No. He goes Straight To her and BAM. So I just sat there and Watched the kids fail miserably on DDR for the next like 10 mins. Then I to go play B-Ball with the other peeps, Jim Sarah, 3 of teh 4 black guys on my team, and the guy that busted his Chin..So We just played for the rest of the time. As we were bringing stuff the to car after everyone left.. I didn't know if we (Jim and I) We're going to stay in the car and talk, or not, So I Slammed the door behind Me and I Crushed his Fingers... I felt Lower the The Lowest Of low. His Fingers Like Jerked... And I opened the door... He Ran and stuck his hand into the snow. I felt Horrible... I slammed the door as HARD AS I COULD! *sigh* I went to his house for 2 hours, Fell asleep from 9:00 to 11:45 Got picked up around 12:00... Went home... Slept... Did all my Make-up HW and Slept somemore.
(This took me an Hour to Write so you Phuckers better write back :D)
~ Dan The semi Pissed Ooberist.